C’s = Hilarious

Posted by Adam Hart January 29, 2009 at 1:48 pm

Prolific. High-scoring. Defensive minded. All words descriptive of the Boston Celtics. But do not forget “hilarious”. Never forget hilarious.

Leading off today’s open mic is Kevin Garnett, who sandwiches talk about Eddie House with some classic KG humor. I could watch KG press conferences until the cows come home. And then I’d be like “Hey, cows. What are you doing here? I’ve never owned any cows.” And then you would stop reading this post because that was the furthest thing from funny that you’ve ever read.

For good measure, the Doctor chimes in at the end of this video with a crack at House’s spending habits. Check it at the :36 remaining mark.

In all seriousness, it would be cool to see House in the 3-point competition. And because no websites (NBA.com, ESPN.com, etc.) enjoy updating their stats by the morning after a game, I had to calculate House’s new 3-point shooting percentage after last night’s 8-for-9 performance. After running through extensive formulating, I came to the conclusion that he is shooting at a 43.4% clip from behind the arc. I say send him down to Phoenix.